Okay, so Mah name is Seed, and I am goign to inform you how to get 99 Cooking the easy way

. So what your first want to do is get about 10m(Sooooooo much right?But its all worth it

) Then you want to teleport home, and go to the portal next to teh fairy.
After that, go to Arianwyn and talk to her. Then select "Raw materials two". Then you should see something along the lines of

Buy each of the highlighted fishes. Id say about 200 shrimps, 300 tunas, 1.2k swordfish, and 5k sharks should suffice you to 99. If you need more, well the shops not far away

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As you can see, thats quite alot of fish to cook. I wasnt sure about exact numbers, so I rounded

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Xp per fish-
Shrimp:600
Tuna:2000
Swordfish:2800
Shark:4200
Manta Ray:3800
Now this is where it gets fun

. Here is where you will be spending a little while to get 99 Cooking.

Levels 1-35: Do shrimp, salmon and trout may look appealing, but these levels are so fast not even worth it.
35-52: Do tuna, these are fast levels, so like before, dont change the type of fish.
52-80: May seem like a lot of level, and when you start may seem like your burning alot of Swordfish and Lobsters might look appealing, but this is fast and overall better xp.
80-99: Last 19 levels, woohoo! The amount of Sharks needed and the overall xp might seem staggering, but its veerrrryyyyyy fast

. You might be wondering why not do Manta's at 91,(which is what I did) But when I was calculating xp per fish, Mantas were only 3.8k! Compared to Sharks 4200, and you burn ALOT of Mantas, overall its not worth it. Might take you 1-2 hours depending on your speed of clicking. You may think your burning away valuable money and fish, but its all worth it in the end.
Notes-
I burnt 3 shrimps from level 1-35
35-52 I burnt 6 Tunas( When you burn Tunas, they turn into Bass lol)
52-80 I burnt 19 Swordfish
80-91 I burnt 135 Sharks
91-99 I burnt 283 Manta Rays.
I cooked-
28 Shrimp
94 Tuna
491 Swordfish
2k Manta Rays
1k Sharks
Also, you cannot cook fish on a fire, I tried it out prior to making this guide to elimnate the need for running back and forth, yet when you click on teh fish and teh fire, nothing happens.
Rate this guide out of 10 pl0x, so i know f I should make some more

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